What_A_Joke

54 – Umhlanga (Durban), KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa

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What_A_Joke

54 – Umhlanga (Durban), KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa

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In His Own Words

About Him

I'm widowed, only been married once. I have no children and pretty much baggage free. And definitely superficial, my eyes need to be happy first.

About His Ideal Match

99% of the people on here look like they been beaten with the ugly stick, severely, continously long and hard. I cannot believe my eyes, it's like a horror movie that plays out in real life. A hellish nightmare that I can never wake up from.
And the other 1% is fake and full of themselves, pretty on the outside but rotten within.

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Umhlanga (Durban), KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
54
Star Sign:
Libra
Height:
184cm (6' 0.4")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; Zulu
Religion:
Christian / Other
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Transportation
Income:
Enough

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
18 - 50
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Afrikaans; Dutch; English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; Dutch; English
Religion:
Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Other; Christian / Orthodox
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Body Hair:
Average
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Sophisticated
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Cautious; Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Pessimistic; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Shy; Silly; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite Clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Favourite Colour:
Blue
Leisure & Entertainment
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Gospel / Religious; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Jazz; Latin; Muzak; New Age; Opera; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock; World
Reading:
It's just OK
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
Movie Frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online.
Interests:
Auto repair; Board games; Business news; Card games; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Investing; Making Music; Photography; Reading; Sewing; Shopping; Singing; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Food
Cooking:
I love it!
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at Work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time with the family
Time Online:
I check in once a day
Family Size:
I've got sisters
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single