joker

43 – Mossel Bay (george), Western Cape, South Africa

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Online: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Mossel Bay (george), Western Cape, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
43
Star Sign:
Scorpio
Height:
167cm (5' 5.7")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Afrikaans
Other Languages:
English
Religion:
Christian / Other
Relationship Status:
Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Friends
Have Children:
Yes, living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Heavy
Drinking:
Heavy Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Struggling

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Western Cape, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
43 - 85
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Athletic
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Blonde; Light Brown
Eye Colour:
Blue; Green
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Single
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Vegetarian
Smoking:
Heavy
Drinking:
Heavy Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Fat cat
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I am lyiing and cheating husband that enjoyes hurting my wife. It gives me much pleasure in live to see her eyes full of tears. It turns me on

About His Ideal Match

Must be loyal. Do as i ask must respect me. Respect and live walk hand in hand. She must woreship the ground i walk on

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
It's a distant memory
Eyesight:
I wear contacts
Facial Hair:
I have a goatee
Body Hair:
Hairy
Disabilities:
I have a visual impairment
Body Art:
A tattoo or two; Several tattoos
Personality
Sense of Humour:
I don't have one
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
The genitals
Party Behaviour:
The party-pooper
Personality Traits:
Mild; Moody; Naive; Pessimistic; Quiet; Sarcastic; Shy; Silly
Valued Qualities:
Self-control
Fashion Sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Favourite Clothing:
Something my (grand)mother made me.
Favourite Colour:
Pink
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
Attending a sporting event
Music Preferences:
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Folk; Instrumental; Muzak; New Age; Reggae
Books:
Crime; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology; Self-help
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Cooking / Baking; Documentaries; Motoring; Movie Channels; Reality shows; Sci-Fi; Talk shows; Variety shows
Movie Frequency:
Never
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Mystery; Westerns
Interests:
Auto repair; Cooking; Gambling; Surfing the Internet
Sport Involvement:
Not involved at all
Sports:
Darts; Pool; Wrestling
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Gastro Pub; Pub Grub; South African
Go Out to Eat:
I always cook at home
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Stressed
Time at Work:
I don't work
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time with the family
Take Drugs:
Not any more
Family Size:
I've got a brother and a sister
Family Closeness:
We're very close
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Have):
Dog(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Cat(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Body piercing(s); Dancing; Long hair; Wealth
Turn-offs:
Assertiveness; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Fire the boss
Religious Attendance:
Never
Dream Home:
Tent in the woods
Politics:
Conservative
Retirement Plans:
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home
Honesty:
Very